HOW TO KNOW HE LOVES YOU.

Guys are very cunny and can do whatever to get whichever girl that they desire. They could even use their last income as long as they will have the last laugh. As a girl, you should know if he's really into you or not. The handwritting would be bold and the signs would be glaring. Below are few signs to confirm if you are his first-lady or side-chic;
            1. He shouldn't slap your ass or grab your boobs in public: if he does this, trust me, you are just his play-mate and not his soul-mate.
            2. He calls you "this girl" when talking to his friends: when he refers to you as this girl when talking to aybody at all, I can vow that you are not even his side-chic, talkless of his first-lady. You are his HOE.
            3. When he asks you, "did you cum": after sex, if he ask you if u cummed, you are finished, but if he says, "baby, you are my world, had a swell time with you", then you have a place in his heart.
             4. When he says let's have sex: if he indeed loves you, he'll say, let's make love and not let's have sex.
             5. No communication: if he stays up to 2-3 days, for no reason, without reaching you either on the phone or any social network, my sister, forget it, he doesn't think about you at all.
           6. If he reaches you only on social networks: if it's only on BBM or twitter or anyother social network that you guys talk, you're being deceived.
          7. If he asks for "head" while having sex: if this happens, especially if it's continous, just continue to be his sex partner because, there's no space for you in his heart.
         8. If he willingly gives you "head" while making love: it takes a guy who sincerely love you to do that with ultimate pleasure and love.
        9.  If he doesn't notice any change in you, you are not for him. You plaited a new hair and he did not notice it, whew! *smh* .
        10. Finally, if he is inlove with you, you'll feel the peace within you.

           Still that WEYREYGIRLFRIEND your mom warned you about. *cheers*

LETTER TO MY BOYFRIEND

       To my lovely boyfriend ;) ,
                                          
                                                       My boyfriend is not allowed to hug other girls, I don't want her breasts resting against his chest. :| .
   My boyfriend not allowed to have a female "bestie". You want one?, I'm here for you boo.
   My boyfriend is not allowed to give other girls a lift in his car. Baby, you shouldn't be as nice as that to un-neccessary people.
   Baby, I don't like the way you look at your sister. Are you sure she is your sister? because both of you don't even look alike. *eyes rolling* .
   My boyfriend is not allowed to have more than 3 females in his life, i.e, his mum, his sister and I. If he has more than one sister, he better pick one as his favourite.
    Baby, ;;), I don't like it when other girls abbreviate your name. I should be the only one allowed to do that.
     Oh honey, your class-mate is sick? , I can help you go to visit her, you don't need to be there.
      My boyfriend is not allowed to kiss any other person except me, whether it's on d cheeks or fore-head. You want to kiss your mom good day on the cheek, you better prostrate yourself before her and tell her good day, after all, she is your mom, isn't she? :D *eyes rolling*.
                Baby, I want the best for us, ok? I care about you that's why I'm doing all these. I know you love me too but remember, I am DATWEYREYGIRLFRIEND your mom warned you about. *kisses*.
                                                                                             Your Lovely Boo.
                                                                                                    SUCRE.

How To Avoid Embarrassment On A Date.

When one is going out on a date, there are certain things to consider in order to avoid embarrassment or even being stranded. If you don't want to regret your decision to go out on that particular day, with that particular person, then, you have to put some things in cognisance. Some of them include;
   1. DON'T DRESS SHABBILY- you should dress elegantly when going out on a date, especially if it's not your spouse. The way you dress determines how your date and other people around you will address you. As a guy, you may think that since the bills are on you, it will cover up for your shabby dressing, then you are as wrong as an illiterate. Your date will never be proud of you if you are randomly or shabbily dressed.
   2.  BRING EXTRA MONEY- this goes out especially to the girls. You could have an arguement with your date, along the line and your ego may prevent you from collecting money from him to go home or even to take you home or better still, he may just decide to act freaky and leave you to your fate. So, to avoid this kind of occurence, always bring extra money along or better still, your valid A.T.M card.
    3. BE CONFIDENT- especially when talking to your date, look straight into his/her eye and smile confidently and flirtily, when you really like the person. This little action will prove to him/her that you are serious with what you are talking about and you are not scared of whatever the outcome may be.
    4. DON'T BE SURPRISED- this also goes out to the girls. Whenever your date, who is a guy,  says or does something you have not heard or seen before, do not act surprised. Infact, act like it's a random thing, this improves your confidence too and makes him to treat you with respect and dignity.
    5. GIVE AN "I want more of this" HUG- if you like your date and you want more of hanging out together but you don't want to tell him/her because you don't want to appear  like you are craving for their attention;  when you are leaving eachother, give him/her a very big and "I want more of this" hug. It keeps them smiling and thinking about you, trust me.

                                    iamSUCREDAWEYREYGIRLFRIEND. ;)

Defining Yourself

If you had to describe in a few words or phrases the kind of person you are, what would you    say? Think about the things that help make you unique-----your selling point, ;), your interests, likes and dislikes, your reasoning. Any special quality at all that is exclusive to you and just you.
Ofcourse, everyone has that special thing that trips another person which is exclusive to that person; whether positive or negative. It could be the role you play in your family; the prodigal or truthful child or sibling. Are you kind or probably generous? Are you a good student or your G.P cannot even flash MTN, :P.
You can also define yourself through the way other people view you. You can ask the people you see around you questions on what they think about you and make sure you are not angry whenever they tell you the truth. I don't know about anybody but what I know that is exclusive to me is that I'm DATWEYREYGIRLFRIEND your mom warned you about.
Listen up, y'all. I don't joke with my boo. END OF DISCUSSION.

DATWEYREYGIRLFRIEND

My boyfriend is not allowed to leave the house after an argument with me, he needs a break?, he can have a bottle of water.

My boyfriend is not allowed to chill with other girls, if he wants to chill, he better go and stand by the air-conditioner.

My boyfriend is not allowed to be around girls he previously talked to but are now his friends. Ok, she wants to chill?, cool, what time are WE coming over?

My boyfriend is not allowed to defend another girl when I'm talking about her, if I say she is a hoe, she is a hoe. Say it too, "SHE IS A HOE".

My boyfriend is not allowed to laugh at other girls' jokes when I'm not around, he better call me and we'll decide together if it is funny or not.

My boyfriend is not allowed to sneeze in public, girls will be like, ". . .God bless you". He's already blessed, he has me.

My boyfriend is not allowed to talk to other girls while I'm sleeping, you don't feel like sleeping?, listen to Shayne Ward's "breathless" and see if you won't sleep off.

My boyfriend is not allowed to tell me"I love you from the bottom of my heart", what are you going to do with the space at the top?, love other girls?, NO WAY.

My boyfriend is not allowed to forget that I'm DATWEYREYGIRLFRIEND his mom warned him about. :D.

PARTY ROCKERS

These days, the rate at which people party and spend money in parties is alarming. It is fun, though but seriously, if you are a broke-ass and you are not a babe, forget it, you will be ''jonzed'' because you will just feel intimidated and may do what you are not supposed to do for money. You can also ease your mind off stress by partying sometimes, probably, you had a hectic day at work, you can just ease yourself off the whole work stress on a friday night by partying but dont forget to go with enough money when going. Get to dance, chill and snap few pictures so that you can get to remember how pretty or handsome you look when you dance and smile an have fun. There are various places to party, you could be at the club or at the beach if you prefer it. Don't forget to be careful though.

Datweyreygirlfriend

When i was giving rules to guide my relationship, everybody was saying my own was getting too much. I decided to give my boo enough space so that people will stop running their mouths but it seems he has taken more than an inch I gave to him. Let me tell you all before you blame me. These days, he has been picking calls a lot and i dont like it. i told him if it's his boss, he should tell the boss not to interrupt our relationship and he said he was sorry.
Yesterday, I almost went mad. We were sleeping and his phone started ringin, it was the call that woke me up but i pretended I was still sleeping. He made sure I wasn't awake and he got up to pick the call outside. He spent like 30 minutes talking to the person on phone and I was wondering who it could be.
I decided to call his mom to know if he was talking to her but she didn't pick, so i assumed she was not the one that called. I called his sister too, the same thing happened. I decided to go outside the room to meet him. He didn't hear nor see me coming, so he just kept talking, he was saying''you know your friend is not going to be happy if she hears what you are talking about, let's just forget it. It's not worth it...'' , I collected the phone from him and told whoever the person was to go to bed, I didnt even shout or do anything. He got angry that I collected the phone rudely and I told him that I dont have his time yet because of the love i have for him.
When it was dawn, he told me who the person was, one of my friends and i told him that once it' 11:30 pm, our phones must be turned off and that if he cannot do without talking to someone in the mid-night, then he should move closer to God by praying to him in the mid-night the.
For, the girls that don't want to relent from calling my boo at night, I won't say anything to you for now. Last warning. PEACE.
                                              :D.