DATWEYREYGIRLFRIEND

My boyfriend is not allowed to leave the house after an argument with me, he needs a break?, he can have a bottle of water.

My boyfriend is not allowed to chill with other girls, if he wants to chill, he better go and stand by the air-conditioner.

My boyfriend is not allowed to be around girls he previously talked to but are now his friends. Ok, she wants to chill?, cool, what time are WE coming over?

My boyfriend is not allowed to defend another girl when I'm talking about her, if I say she is a hoe, she is a hoe. Say it too, "SHE IS A HOE".

My boyfriend is not allowed to laugh at other girls' jokes when I'm not around, he better call me and we'll decide together if it is funny or not.

My boyfriend is not allowed to sneeze in public, girls will be like, ". . .God bless you". He's already blessed, he has me.

My boyfriend is not allowed to talk to other girls while I'm sleeping, you don't feel like sleeping?, listen to Shayne Ward's "breathless" and see if you won't sleep off.

My boyfriend is not allowed to tell me"I love you from the bottom of my heart", what are you going to do with the space at the top?, love other girls?, NO WAY.

My boyfriend is not allowed to forget that I'm DATWEYREYGIRLFRIEND his mom warned him about. :D.