Thursday, July 18, 2013

I_am datweyreygirlfriend

To my lovely, understanding boo *winks*...

My boyfriend must not yawn in public, people will think our relationship is boring.

My boyfriend must not retweet another girl's tweet, let me know and we will decide as a team to know whether or not you will retweet such tweet. Infact, dear boyfriend, henceforth, we will be using the same twitter account.

My boyfriend must not have or keep condoms in his house, car, or wallet. When we need them, I will get them for us.

My boyfriend must not joke a lot when another girl is around, she will think he is single and free.

Hey boyfriend, I just edited your bio on facebook, I wrote, ''I love my boo, SUCRE. Other girls stay away from me''. It's cool, isn't it?

In church, my boyfriend must not sit next to a girl, she could just wink and say "I like your cologne" and from there, *lips sealed*.

Hey boo, I don't like the way you hug your sister, so intimate and passionate. You don't even hug me like that, -_-.

My boyfriend must not have a female secretary, she could use the opportunity to do "under G" with him.

My boyfriend must not travel alone, wheather for business or pleasure. Wherever he goes, I go. that's what love is about boo, isn't it? I'm only looking out for you hunnie,:* .


         I'M SORRY, BUT I'M JUST datweyreygirlfriend YOUR MOM WARNED YOU ABOUT.
                                                :D :* ({}). PEACE.






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